Two long life friends were going on a car trip together out in the country. They were in the middle of no where and they're car suddenly broke down. So they started walking down the dirt road and came to this old, run down house.
They walked up to the house and knocked on the door. The door opens, and it is the ugliest lady they have ever seen, she had mold all over her face with boils and everything disgusting that you could ever think of.
One of the friends asked her if they could use her telephone because they're car broke down. She told them they could, but only if one of them had sex with her and give her the best time she could ever have.
One of the friends said ok, there is no way im doing that, i'd rather walk home. But the other friend said, ok ill do it. The friend that refused was very relieved and said ok and walked outside and sat down beside the house.
The ugly lady closed the door and locked it and said, ok lets start. The man said ok, but i have this disease where i can only have sex if both of our eyes are closed.
The lady said ok, and closed her eyes and took her clothes off. The man then said ok lets start, so he finds a bowl of corn on the cob and starts shoving it up her snatch and butt. When hes done with the first one he threw it out and grabbed another one. He did this several times and then said, ok was that good enough?
The lady said, yes that was great, go ahead and use the phone, its over on the table. The man uses the phone and calls his wife to tell her to pick him up. She says ok and the man walks back outside.
When he goes outside his friend stood up and said, hey while you've been in they're screwing that ugly chick ive been out here eating some nice fresh corn.