Two black guys are walking down the street when they see a sign on a store that says "We will turn you white for 99cents". So one guy says to the other "Hey we should try that"and the other says "I cant I only have 98cents". So his friend says "I’ll go in first and give you my change and then you can go". The other agrees and waits outside, about 5 minutes later his friend comes out white as a ghost strutting and high steppin so he says "Hey man let me get that change" and his friend says "FUCK YOU NIGGER GET A JOB"!!!!!!!!!!!!