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Three men die in a horrific bike accident which collided with a car. the three men go to the pearly gates St Peter said:

"You’ve got to pull something out of your pockets that has something to do with Christmas".

The 1st man goes to St Peter and pulls out a bunch of keys out of his pockets and St Peter asks "What has that got to do with christmas?"

The man shakes the keys and he explains "Well sir, they jingle". St Peter says "very good you can go in".

The 2nd man goes to St Peter and pulls out a lighter out of his pocket. St Peter asks, "What on earth has a lighter got to do with christmas?". The 2nd man answers back and explains "Well when you light them its like candles". St Peter says "very good you can go in".

The 3rd man goes up to him and he searches in his front pockets couldn’t find anything, so he searches in his back pocket and finds a pair of ladies knickers. St Peter asks "What on earth has a pair of ladies knickers got to do with christmas? The 3rd man explains there Carols
AWSmith Uploaded 12/14/2008
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