A guy comes home from work and finds his girlfriend on their bed, crying.

He asks his girlfriend "what's wrong?"

She looks at him and says in disgust, "I know the truth about you..." she sobs and continues, "I know
you're a PEDOPHILE!"

The man walks up to her and hugs her, then he says "Honey, I'm so proud of you 'pedophile' is such a big word for a 10 year old."