I was eating lunch at the food court in the mall one day. I noticed there was an elderly man staring at a teenager constantly and he wouldn't look away. The teenager had spiked hair and each spike was a different colour. Red, blue, green, orange, and yellow. Everytime the teenager looked over he seen the old man staring at him. This goes on for a while and finally the teen said to the old man "Whats your problem old man, haven't you ever done something crazy in your life?" Without hesitation the old man says " I got so drunk one time. I fucked a parakeet and i was just wondering if you were my son."
Xlax Uploaded 12/16/2008