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10 Reasons Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Woman

1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

4. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

5. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

6. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

7. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

8. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

9. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

10. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
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