So I walked in to Wal-Mart...

I went and got my stuff, then went to the "speedy checkout," which is now renamed, "the slow-ass checkout." I waited for what seemed to be an eternity when finally I got up to the counter, with one person in front of me, trying to pay with his credit card.

The senile old cashier swiped the card. It didn't work. She swiped it again. It' didn't work. She just stands there, swiping the card over and over again then finally, she stops.

So I thought she was gonna maybe... ask for help... or look at her manual, but no. She just stood there, playing with the card, staring off in to space.

I finally get tired of waiting, and decide to try a different isle. Two minutes later I was checked out. As I was leaving, I looked back and she was still standing there, playing with the card, staring off in to space...