One day, Bob left home and headed to the local tavern on top of the hill. After sitting down and ordering a beer, Bob noticed the man on the stool next to him wearing all black with a long silver suitcase.

Perplexed, Bob asked the man what the suitcase was for. " Well," said the man,"Im a hitman and the case has my rifle in it" . "Cool" said Bob," would you mind if I looked through the scope?" To Bobs surprise, the man promptly opened up the case and handed Bob the rifle," Go ahead" he replied.

Sitting at the bar stool, Bob propped the gun up positioning the scope to look out the front window of the bar down the hill. " Hey, I can see my house from here", said Bob "I can even see in my bedroom win... Hey! thats my wife naked with the with the neighbor! That assholes gonna fuck my wife!!"

Furiously putting down the rifle, Bob said" Im gonna kill them both! I cant believe she'd do this! Wait, youre a hitman, how much do you charge to kill them both right now? ". " 5000 a person, and ill even do it right now with this rifle"said the assassin. " Great" replied Bob," I want you to shoot his dick off, andI want you to shoot that bitch right in the head!"
"No problem" said the hitman as he took out his rifle, aiming it down the hill towards Bobs bedroom.

After several moments, Bob begins to become impatient, "Whats taking so long? Youre gonna shoot them arent you?". " Yes" said the hitman, " but if youll wait one more second, i think I can save you 5 grand!"