Father Time's Clocks
A man dies and goes to heaven. He enters heaven and starts to look around. He sees father time and decides to go talk to him. He gets into a conversation with father time and father time shows him around his place. The man sees many clocks on walls that stretch forever. He asks what they are for and father time tells him that they are your life time and whenever you tell a lie they speed up. The man then sees a clock on the ceiling spining extremely fast and asks why its on the ceiling. Father time explaines that the clock is Richard Nixon's and they had decided to use it as a fan.
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