This guy was walking through a forest when he saw a guy with his arms around a tree. He asked him what he was doing and the guy told him he was listening to the tree talk and did he want to try?

So the guy puts his arms around the tree and the other guy whips out a pair of handcuffs, handcuffs him to the tree, takes his wallet, and splits.

About an hour later another guy comes up, sees him and asks him what happened.

The first guy tells him his story and bemoans his fate.

The other guy unzips his pants and says, "This has not been your lucky day!"