A hobo walks into a texas bar
he's thirsty and nedds money so he walks up to the bartender
he asks the bartender for a free beer and some money
the bartender looks at him and laughs
then he tells him to get the hell out of the bar
the hobo looks at the bartender and says please sir im desperate
the bartender says alright i'll make you a deal
if you can make the horse that i got tied up in the back laugh i'll give you free beer for the rest of the night and all the money in my tip jar
the hobo agrees and goes outside to see the horse
when the hobo comes back the horse is laughing like a mad man
the bartender stares at the hobo and can't believe what he's seeing but being true to his word he gives the hobo all the money in the tip jar and free beer for the rest of the night
well a week passes and the hobo returns and gives the same request he asks the bartender for free drinks and some money
the bartender tells the hobo no problem but this time he has to go out back and make the horse cry
the hobo says no problem and goes outside once again
When the hobo returns the horse is outside crying like a baby
the bartender once again can't believe his eyes
but true to his word he gives the hobo all the money in the tip jar and free beer for the rest of the night
well after another week passes the hobo returns an makes the same request he asks for free beer and all the money in the tip jar the bartender looks at the hobo and says no problem but
this time you ave to tell me how you made my horse laugh one week and cry the next
he hobo looks at the bartender and grins
the hobo says the first week i told your horse that my penis was bigger than his
then on the second week i showed him my penis was bigger than his