Paddy and Mick were working on a building site. Paddy says to Mick "I can't be bothered working all day i wanna go home" so he climbs to the top of the building site and hangs upside down on a steel gurder. So then the boss comes out and says "what the hell do u think your doing?" Paddy says "pretending to be a light bulb". The boss says "go home, your being stupid" so he climbs down and starts walking out. Mick watches and says "im going home too", but just as he was putting on his coat, the boss says "and were do u think your going?" Mick says "home, I'm not working in the dark"