Ask stupid questions.
Build a pyramid.
Complain to God that Jupiter has more moons than we do.
Exist...existentially of course.
Exorcize a ghost.
Find a witch. Burn her.
Genuflect to Larwence Welk.
Go to a cemetery and verbally abuse dead people.
Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
If you don't win, run for God.
If you still don't win, run for Mayor of San Francisco.
Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire.
Learn to read Sanskrit.
Learn to write Sanskrit.
Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.
Make a deal with the Devil...keep your fingers crossed.
Run for Pope.
Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
Write a book about a previous life.