A guy is running on the beach and see’s a girl with no arms and legs crying. He stops and asks whats wrong. She says "I have never been hugged before". So, being nice, he picks her up and hugs her. The next day he see’s her crying again and he says "okay, whats wrong now?". She replies "I have never been kissed." So he’s like okay fine, and gives her a kiss. The next day he runs by and she’s crying again. He says "god dammit what the fuck is wrong now". She says "I've never been fucked". So he says fine, and he picks the girl up, throws her into the ocean and yells....
THERE, NOW YOU'RE FUCKED