There is this 85 year old married couple who are fighting about there love life. And the woman says to the man "I'll bet your boys cant even swim anymore." So the man goes to the doctor to know for sure. And the doctor says "Well take this jar and come back tomorrow."

So the man comes back the next day and the jar is empty. The doctor says "No luck?"

The man says "Well i tries my right hand then i tried my left hand i even tried both hands. My wife she tried her right hand tried her left hand she even tried both hands. Even the guy next door he tried his right hand his left hand and of course both hands."

"We couldn't get the damn lid off the jar!"