On a plane are a priest, a librarian, and a soldier. The plane is about crash so the priest drops a bible and says "I want the world to learn about God.", the librarian drops a bunch of books and says "I want the world to read.", the soldier drops a grenade and says "That was for the hell of it.".
The plane lands safely and the priest sees a little girl crying and asks why. She reply s "Well I was playing jump rope and a book hit me in the head".

The librarian sees a little girl crying and asks why. The girl reply s "I was playing hop scotch and a bunch of books hit me in the head".

The soldier sees a little boy laughing and asks why. The boy reply s "I farted and the house behind me exploded!"