Mrs. Johnson goes to a brand-new gynecologist. He examines her. He says, "My God, Mrs. Johnson, that is the hugest vagina I have ever, ever seen." When she gets home, she decides to have a look for herself. She takes down a huge mirror off the wall, puts it on the floor, takes off all of her clothes, and stands on the mirror. She's just about to look down when her husband walks in early from work. He says, "What are you doing?" She says, "Ummm...I'm just exercising." He says, "Well, be careful not to fall in the hole."