Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: Sixty-eight -- at 69, you have to turn around

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?

A: It's a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out.

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?

A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?

A: One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year.

Q: What's another name for pickled bread?

A: Dill dough.

Q. What do gay guys call condoms?

A. Mud flaps.

How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?

It ain't hard...

Q: What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

A: They both like a tight seal.

Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. in the same day in Arkansas?
It's too hard on the mules