Things Mechanics Say That Sound Dirty.


You've got to keep that rear end lubed.

Oh, don't worry I'll fill'er up.

Not getting enough suction. (Also applicable to surgeons/dentists.)

Just pump it a few times.

This is going to need some more oil.

How long since this pads been changed?

You might need to wiggle it a little.

Let me shoe you these nuts.

This belt is gonna have to come off.

Feel how hot this hose is.

We'll have to change it, the rubber is worn down nothing