There was a Chinese man that would always go to the same bar every night for dinner. The bartender would say every night "Hey Lee! What do you want for dinner tonight?" and Lee would say "Flied Lice." Everyone would laugh at him.

So the next day, Lee when back to the bar. "Hey Lee, whats for dinner?"
"Flied Lice"
And everyone laughed again.

So that night Lee went home and practiced saying fried rice.
"FRIED. RICE. FRIED. RICE."

So the next day, Lee when to the bar again. The bartender, halfway to laughing, asked "Hey! What's for dinner?"

Lee said " I want fried rice you plick."