Oldies... Yo mama ...

Yo mama so fat that whenever she steps on walmart she lowers the prices


Yo mama so stupid that when she bought a puzzle she brought it back to the store and said it was broken.


Yo mama glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people waving.


Yo mama behind is so fat when she sits down she sits down she's 3 feet taller.


Yo mama is so fat that the army had to steal her pannies for extra parachutes!


Yo mama is so fat she can't jump to conclusions.


Your mama is so stupid that she triped over a cordless phone.


Yo mama so fat that when she went to school she sat next to everbody!


Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.


Yo mama so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"


Yo mama so fat when God said "Let There Be Light!" She had to move.


Your mama is so stupid that she got ran over by a parked car.


Yo mama so stupid she had to open her window and crawl out just to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama so ugly she made the blind kids cry