I told her to act her own age, and she died
she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
she farts dust.
she drove a chariot to high school.
her social security number is 1!
she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
when god said let there be light she flipped the switch.
the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
that when she was in school there was no history class.
she has all the apostles in her black book.
I found a fossil of her hair when I went to Death Valley in search of dinosaurs.
she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.
she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
that she taught Jesus Christ in 1st grade.
Jurassic Park brought back memories.
she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
her memory is in black and white.
that her birth certificate says "expired".
she used to baby-sit Yoda.
she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
her birth-certificate expired.
she owes Jesus 3 bucks
she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
when she reads the bible she reminisces.
she planted the first tree at Central Park.
she has Adam & Eve's autographs.
she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
she has an autographed bible.
she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.
when she was young rainbows were black and white.
when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.