A priest, a bishop, and an athiest go out to the lake to go fishing. When they get out to the middle of the lake the bishop says " i forgot my bait" so he steps onto the water and walks across the lake and back to the car. The atheist watches the bishop the whole time in utter shock. The bishop gets back to the boat and the priest says " i forgot my tackle box" so he to steps onto the water and across the lake. the atheist can't believe it. so when the priest gets back he says " i need more fishing line" so the athiest stands up and gets out of the boat and falls into the water. he comes back up spitting out water saying " WHAT THE HELL! HOW DID YOU GUYS DO THAT!"
the bishop leans over to the priest and whispers "should we tell him where the rocks are?"