One day,a man came home to see that his mother in law had collapsed on the floor,so he called 911, and they took her to the hospital.Hours later,the doctor finally came up to him and said,"I have Good News and bad news",so he said,"What's the bad news?".The doctor said,"Well she had a massive stroke,but she is alive,and probably will live for another 30-40 years,but the stroke has messed up her vocal cords,so she can only squawk like a parrot,and she his parilyzed from the neck down,so you will have to feed her,and she will have a diaper.",so the man said,"Oh My God! What's the good news?".The doctor said "I'm just kidding,she died!"