newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for
the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all
twisted and discolored. "What happened to you feet?" his wife asked. "I had
a childhood disease called tolio." "Don't you mean polio?" "No, tolio, it
only affects the toes." He then removed his pants and revealed an awful
looking pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she asked. "Well, I
also had kneesles." "Don't you mean measles?" "No, kneesles, it only
affects the knees." When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said,
"Don't tell me, you also had smallcox!"