There're three men on a boat at sea. An American. A Jew. and a Yog (person who has extreme mental training). Unfortunetly for the men they happened to be in the amazonian's waters. The amazons always have boats patrolling their waters so noone can ever find them. Now that these men saw the location of their little island they must be captured, so the secret of their existence is kept.

The three men did not stand a chance against the amazons that boarded their ship and captured them. they were all tied up and sent to the amazonian island.

The amazons respect srength and bravery. So they test the three men in their ability to withstand pain.

The chief comes up to the men and says "we will give you 20 lashes on you backs with a whip, if you yelp even once we will kill you. You may choose whatever you wish to cover your back. If you dont yelp you will be welcome to live with us."

It is the american's turn to be whipped

American says "I will cover my back with metal"

"we do have any metal here american" says the chief

"i will cover my back with that wood over there then"

An amazon starts to whip the american after the wooden boards are in place.

after 10whips the boards fall apart and the other lashes hit his bare back
instantly he yells in pain
so the amazons kill him

Then it is the yog's turn
He sits down, inhales and exhales for a while then says "I am ready"
"You do not wish to cover your back, Yog?" says the chief
"No"

The Yog is given 20 whips to the back
his back is completely cut up and in ribbons, yet he did not even yelp once.

"Holy shit you are a total badass, Yog. you're more than welcome to stay with us. If you do not wish to see your friend be whipped then you may leave."

"No.No" says the Yog "i am intrested to see what he will cover his back with"

It is the Jews turn
"What will you choose to cover your back?"



















"Him" says the jew pointing at the yog