If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.

Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.