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The very first ever Blonde GUY joke

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were
doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of
a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned
beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more
time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this
building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm
going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna
again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm
jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped,
too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped
to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She
said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could
have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he
hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch .
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