Two guys were sitting in the kitchen which overlooked the golf course. They were discussing what to get the homeowners daughter for her birthday, and what kinds of things they should have at the party.

While talking, they looked out on the course and a guy was doing the most awesome flips, handstands, etc. They thought that would be great entertainment for the party.

They go out and asked a guy in the foursome if he thought his friend would be willing to do those great flips, etc.. for the daughter’s party for $50 and he said, “I don’t know, but I’ll go ask him.”

So he goes over to the guy and says “Hey John, would you be willing to take another seven iron in the nuts for $50?”