A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a quiet man.

The bartender comes up to the quiet guy and says "What do u want to drink Jack ass?" and then walks away. A few minutes later the bartender comes back to the quiet man and says "What do u want to drink Jack ass?" and then walks away again.

At this point the guy that just walked in says to the quiet man "why are u putting up with that?"

The quiet man turns to him and shouts " HEEE HAWLWAYS CALLS ME THAT!"