iam going to start this off bad but bare with me.!.!.!
well this boys mother is sleeping with this guy when the kids dad is not home little does the mother know the boy is always in the closet well one day the mothers lover comes over and out of no were the dad comes home so the mother puts the lover into the closet. a little later the boy says to the lover "it sure is dark in here" the man replies "yes it is" the boy then says to the man "i have my base ball here you want to buy it?" the man says"no" the boy then says "my dads out side" and then the man quickly says"how much"
the boy then says"$400" and the man says yes knowing what would happen. later that week the this happens again. once again the lover is in the closet and the boy says "your back i see" and the man says"yup" at what point the boy pulls out his base ball glove and says "you want to buy my glove" the man thinking of last week says "how much" the boy then says "$700" and the man pays the boy. so some time later the dad comes home and says "lets go play some ball" at this time the kid says"i cant dad i sold my ball and glove" the dad says "why" the son then says "i saw a chance to make alot of money" the dad asked the son hom much he made at this point the dad fliped out saying that it was a sin and the boy need to go to church to confess so they get their the kid walks into the booth and says "it sure is dark in here" and then from the other side the priest says"cut the shit kid your in my closet know"