Ok so in the meeting of the Blonde Pride Convention (BPC) the blonde leader is determined to proove to the world once and for all that blondes can in fact read. He then asks for volunteers on who would like to try reading a book. One brave young blonde raised her hand and said "I'll do it". Proudly she marched to Borders with a crowd of adoring blonde fans following right behind. When she went inside she found the biggest book in the store and bought it. The book was thousands of pages long, and even people of the BPC started doubting her. Skepticals of the blonde would say "she doesn't stand a chance" while fellow blondes would say "i think that book's a little too big for the first time". After months of staying up late reading, the blonde finished the book. Of course, this is the monumental event, the first time in history a blonde has read a book, so she is getting a lot of attention from the media and all that. A lady from the insider asked "what was this book about?" The blonde triumphantly said "It was a science fiction novel. In the last chapter, this one guy who is the hero of the story goes to a strange planet where everything starts with the letter 'Z'". People are amazed at the blonde's reading comprehension skills. Then a reporter from CNN asks "what was the title of the book?" Hanging her head high and sticking her chest out, the blonde replies proudly "the Webster's Dictionary"