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bird and the bees

a mother was in the kitchen makeing dinner for her family when her daughter walks in

"mom where do babies come from?"

the mother thinks for a few seconds and says "well honey mommy and daddy fell in love and we got married and had sex."

the daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues."thats means that daddy put his penis in the mommys vagina, thats how you get a baby honey."t he daughter looked comprehend

"oh i see..but the other night when i came to your room you had daddys penis in you mouth, what do you get when u do that?"

the mom says "jewelry dear jewlery"
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