soup or sex
Tom who had put his dad in a nursing home, decided he wanted to do something special for his lonely dad on his 90th birthday. Tom called an escort service and said, "I want you to give my dad SUPER SEX!" the clerk replied, "I have just the woman." So right after lunch Toms dad was relaxing in his room watching Jeporady, when this beautiful woman walked in his room and said, "I'm here to give you super sex" the old man said, "I'll take the soup."
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