The pope, president Bush and a schoolboy are in a plane. Suddenly a message over the tannoy: "This is your captain speaking, we're going to crash. Use your parachute and good luck - we're off!" They search under their chairs and discover just two parachutes. Bush shouts "I'm the most intelligent leader in the world, I'll take the first one" and he jumps out. The pope says to the schoolboy "You can take the other parachute son. I'm old, I've lived a good life already, you're still young. Besides, hey, I'm the pope, I'm supposed to be unselfish." The schoolboy answers "Don't worry, the most intelligent president in the worlds just took off with my backpack."