thoughts to ponder
jakehammer7270
Published
03/18/2009
1) Zero Gravity
When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that
ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem,
NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that
writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including
glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying
them.
(2)Our Constitution
'They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it's worked for over 200 years and hell, we're not using it
anymore.'
(3) Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse
is that you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not
Commit
Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers,
judges
and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.
When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that
ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem,
NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that
writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including
glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying
them.
(2)Our Constitution
'They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it's worked for over 200 years and hell, we're not using it
anymore.'
(3) Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse
is that you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not
Commit
Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers,
judges
and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.
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