A man walks into the doctors office, "Doctor! Doctor!" The man srieks, "Clam down the doctor says, go into my office, and we'll discuss this in private". The doctor shuts the door, "Now What can I help you with". The man cries "I have a red ring around my penis, it's been there for days!!!". "Well now, Try this cream and come back in two weeks" says the doctor.

Two weeks later, the man cries "Doctor! Doctor!, It's still there! ". The doctor sighs, fine this is more powerful, be careful! it's very strong and MUST be followed by the rules on the side". The man cries in relief "Thank you doctor! your a life saver, this ring just wont go away"

Two weeks later, the man again rushes in "Doctor! Doctor! I need your help" "Let me guess, the red ring around your penis again?" slightly lifting his eyebrow as the doctor read the paper before him.
"Yes, Yes it is!". Fine I only have one last thing i can let you try before we need to amputate you." "Take this formula, it will rub right off this time!"

Two weeks later again "Doctor! Doctor!! I love you! what was it?" It's gone, The people in the waiting room just stared...... stared coldly as the doctor told him "Lip stick remover"

The people broke out in laughter.