The head nun of a convent calls all the nuns together for a meeting with some shocking news...
"A man was in the convent last night, we found his underwear in the garden!"
all the nuns: Gasp!
1 nun: hihihi

The head nun calls all the nuns together again later that evening...
"We found a condom in the bushes!"
All the nuns: GASP!!
1 nun: hihihi
"However, we discovered a hole in the condom"
All the nuns: Hihihi
1 nun: GASP