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Midgets and the Guinness Book

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Three midgets were sitting at a bar having a drink, when they all started to discuss getting into the Guinness Book of World Records.



The first midget looked at his hands and said, "gee I have REALLY small hands I bet I can get into the record books with these tiny hands!"


The second midget looked at his feet and said, "gee I have REALLY small feet I bet I can get into the record books with these!"



The third midget, who just came back from the rest room, said; "you know, I have a REALLY tiny penis I bet I can get into the record books with that!"



So the three of them go to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters and go inside to get judged.


The first midget goes in and comes out 5 minutes later ecstatically jumping up and down "YES, YES!!! I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST HANDS IN THE WORLD!!!"


The second midget goes in and comes out 5 minutes later and he is too overjoyed screaming "YES, YES!!! I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST FEET IN THE WORLD!!!"

The third midget goes in and comes out 5 minutes later pissed off, looks at his other 2 buddies and says; "WHO IN THE HELL IS EBAUM?"
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