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Lucky hangover

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He opens his eyes, noticing his headaches. His bedroom is tidy and flowers on the window sills. He gets out the bed walking around the house. Then he meets his son eating a giant sundae on the couch and asks him
"What the hell happened last night?"
"Well, you came home, slammed the front door, broke some flower pots and crashed the dresser."
"And why it's so tidy. I mean, where are the broken things? Where's your mum reproaching me?"
"When mum brought you in the bedroom, trying to open your jeans, you said 'Stop it bitch, I'm happily wedded for over 12 years!"

a night in town: $ 100
new furniture: $ 250
a giant sundae: $ 7.89
saying the right thing at the right moment: priceless
Franky2210 Uploaded 03/24/2009
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