A couple were on the road when they found a place next to the road and the woman said "Lets lie down and see the stars". The man agreed and got off the car.
After about 5 minutes, the woman tells the man "I gotta pee". And heads down to the bushes.
The man starts imagining her pulling her thong down and puts his hand through the bushes, he feels her leg and starts going up, and then he feels something like a tube and asks his wife "Honey, did you change sex?" and the woman responds, "No, I changed my mind, im taking a shit."