Two guys got caught by a tribe of cannibals in the jungle. the chief of the tribe came to the first guy and he said, "I give you two choices: Death or Ooga booga."
The first guy said, "I choose, ooga booga!"
The chief grabs him, turns him around and starts ramming him up the butt. He starts saying, "Ooga Booga, Ooga Booga, Ooga Booga!"
Then after about Five minutes, he lets him go free.
Then he asks the other guy what he wants, death or Ooga Booga.
The other guy said, "Well I don't want to go through all that! Please, just kill me!"
The chief said, "Great! Death by Ooga Booga!"