Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East,
and he was
only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor
after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally,
he went to an Arab doctor who said: 'Take dees bocket, go into de odder room,
poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and
breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into
the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed
in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It
worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?'


The
doctor said .... You were homesick.