Two guys apply at a local newspaper company seeking employment. They only had one slot open so the company decided to give them a test. Whoever could write the best poem using the word 'Timbuktu' would get the job.

After an hour of writing, they were both brought in and told to read their best work.

The first guy read, 'Across the lands of grains and sand, there were three camels that were grand. Strong, brave, and noble, too, they rode to the land of Timbuktu.'

The company was very impressed but decided to hear the second man's poem anyway.

The second man came in and read, 'Me and Tim jumped a fence, met three hos in three tents. Them a three and us a two, I bucked one and Timbuktu.'