A guy walks into a bar one night and says to the bartender, "Pour me up some drinks. Im getting tanked tonight!" So the bartender proceeds and helps the man get drunk of his ass. The next night, the guy returns to the same bar and sees the same bartender. "Man, I am never getting THAT drunk again. I wound up blowing chunks all over my place last night." The bartender replies," I know what you mean, it sucks." The guy then says," No, you don't understand, chunks is my dog!"