So a guy walks in a bar and orders a drink. He sees a monkey in a cage and asks the bartender, " What's up with the monkey?" The bartender says, " I'll tell you later." So a couple drinks later he asks him again. The bartender open the cage and hits the monkey on the head. Immediately the monkey unzipped the bartenders pants and gave him a blow job. The bartender says, " You wanna try?" and the guy says," Sure just don't hit my head that hard." ;D