A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc you gotta help me! I wake up in the morning I fuck my wife. Then on the way to work, I carpool with the neighbor's wife and she gives me a blowjob. I get to work, I go into the Xerox room, one of the young girls always follows me in and I gotta bang her on the Xerox machine.

"At noon, I take my secretary to a motel and fuck her in the ass because that's how she likes it. Then the boss goes to lunch, his wife shows up and I gotta fuck her in his office. Then I get home from work, before my wife, there's the housekeeper, no panties, down on all fours, and I fuck her. Then I have some dinner and I fuck my wife again."

The doctor says, "So what's the problem?"

He says, "It hurts when I jerk off."