"NACHO CHEESE"
ONE DAY 3 GENTLEMEN WENT TO THE LOCAL FOOD PANTRY ONLY TO FIND THAT THE FOOD PANTRY HAD CLOSED ONLY 5 MINUTES BEFORE THEY GOT THERE.
KNOWING THAT THEIR FAMILY HAD NOTHING TO EAT AT HOME , THEY DECIDED TO ROB SOME OF THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO WERE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO GET THERE ON TIME.
AFTER A LITTLE THOUGHT THEY DECIDED THAT THE BIGGEST AND EASIEST ITEM TO STEAL WOULD BE THE BLOCKS OF GOVERNMENT CHEESE THAT THE OTHER MEN HAD GOTTEN,AND AFTER ROBBING THEM THEY WOULD MEET BACK UP LATER.
AFTER ROBBING THE MEN THEY MET UP AND STARTED DISCUSSING WHAT KIND OF CHEESE THEY HAD ALL GOTTEN,TWO OF THE MEN STATED THAT THEY HAD GOTTEN AMERICAN CHEESE AND TO THEIR AMAZEMENT THE THIRD MAN STOOD AND SAID HAHA I GOT NACHO CHEESE
HOW DO YOU KNOW SAID THE OTHER TWO MEN?THE THIRD MAN REPLIED...WHEN I TOOK IT FROM THAT BLACK MAN HE STARTED SCREAMING NACHO CHEESE NACHO CHEESE