1. We should make brownies.
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2. When my cat meows at the walls, I have a feeling she is talking to ghosts.
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3. The phone is not ringing.
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4. It's easy to win sweepstakes if you are committed to playing a lot of them.
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5. We really should make brownies.
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6. So much funny stuff happens when we're high, if we wrote it all down, we could have the next million dollar stoner comedy, easy!
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7. I remembered what we were talking about before! Her name was Melinda Doolittle.
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8. Snoop Dogg would respect me because of how hard I can rip a bong.
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9. There are different levels of epiphanies.
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10. Not pot brownies, we should make regular brownies to eat since we're already high.
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11. It's almost 2015 - the year in Back to the Future II where they had hover boards and flying cars, but I don't feel like we are close enough to having those as an affordable reality in six years . And it bums me out. Because I'm really looking forward to hover boards.
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12. In Asia, people spit in the street a lot, and Americans think it's weird. I bet the thing Americans do that Asians think is weird is not spit in the street a lot.
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13. I haven't been outside in three days.
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14. I once had brownies with little Snickers bars in them. We should make those kind of brownies.
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15. The guys who wrote the "Chris Brown should get his ass kicked" song are balls out.
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16. Today is only Monday!
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17. We should make a time capsule.
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18. The craziest thing in the world is a non-reversing mirror.
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19. There are infinity different kinds of pizza.
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20. Million dollar idea: Brownie Pizza.