1,Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.

2,Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

3,Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

4,Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

5,Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

6,Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

7,Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

8,Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

9,Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A ... They don't have balls to scratch!

10,Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.