10 Dirty Little Riddles!!
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1,Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
2,Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
3,Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
4,Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
5,Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
6,Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
7,Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
8,Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
9,Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A ... They don't have balls to scratch!
10,Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
A. About three inches.
2,Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
3,Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
4,Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
5,Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
6,Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
7,Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
8,Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
9,Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A ... They don't have balls to scratch!
10,Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
- By: abbottwar
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- Added: 147 weeks ago
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